


Don't Burn Your Sausage
In Don’t Burn Your Sausage, comedian Chris Forrest and celebrity chef Pete Goffe-Wood serve up a sizzling three-course combination of comedy and cuisine that’s as outrageous as it is mouth-watering. Part stand-up, part cooking demo, this wildly original show is a playful and provocative reminder that food and flirtation go hand-in-hand - and that your chopper should always be handled with care.
With Forrest’s signature deadpan humour and Goffe-Wood’s culinary expertise, the duo walk audiences through the ultimate “Spadework Meal” - featuring Foreplay, Intercourse, and Afterglow - in a riotous ride through innuendo, indulgence, and impeccable timing. One’s a comic learning to cook. The other’s a chef discovering his comedic chops. Together, they’re dynamite.
Don’t Burn Your Sausage is unlike anything you’ve seen before - equal parts hilarious and hunger-inducing. Come hungry. Leave in stitches.